I'm sportin' a new look. I haven't shaven for days! Now I really look like that lucky bastard in the Axe Lynx commercial! (or do I look more like a goon?)
I wanna look different and interesting (not that I ain't already one... hehehe!). I just wanna try somethin' new. YUP! I'M THAT BORED AT THE STATION! Anyways, I'd be shavin' all these facial hairs by Sunday. My bosses should not see me like this, or else I'd be dead!
Next thing to do: I really need to lose some weight.